The GigologNuts about The Gigolos
Visionary magazine NUTS gives us 4 stars for the film - Carmen Electra's 3-DD assets only getting 3 stars for I Want Candy.
Can't contain the pure excitement that a top lads mag has taken time out (not to be confused with the short-sighted listings rag) from naked TV babes etc. to give us such a good shout 36 hours before we release.
In 28 words of blinding simplicity, NUTS says "Low budget comedy drama wth lots of cringeworthy laughs".
What can the producers of I Want Candy be thinking? They're probably hoping to appeal to the NUTS audience, then some film they've never heard of gets 1 more star.
Question: is it better to get 4 stars in NUTS or TIME OUT? Every marketing cell in my brain says TIME OUT... but the simple brilliance of the NUTS reviews blows everything away.
Will it translate to bums on seats? Who cares - we've got 4 stars in NUTS!
Can't contain the pure excitement that a top lads mag has taken time out (not to be confused with the short-sighted listings rag) from naked TV babes etc. to give us such a good shout 36 hours before we release.
In 28 words of blinding simplicity, NUTS says "Low budget comedy drama wth lots of cringeworthy laughs".
What can the producers of I Want Candy be thinking? They're probably hoping to appeal to the NUTS audience, then some film they've never heard of gets 1 more star.
Question: is it better to get 4 stars in NUTS or TIME OUT? Every marketing cell in my brain says TIME OUT... but the simple brilliance of the NUTS reviews blows everything away.
Will it translate to bums on seats? Who cares - we've got 4 stars in NUTS!
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